There once was a hunchback from Geneva,
who was a wiz with stitches and anesthesia,
but a mistake robbing graves,
that he regrets to this day,
has left him drinking to induce amnesia.
No his master is skilled in dark arts
and inept in matters of heart.
Oh but young Frankenstein
was ahead of his time.
So he made himself a wingman from spare parts.
The villagers they called it a monster.
They threatened to torch the young doctor.
But Vic was a prick
and a cowardly dick
so he sent his creation to be slaughtered.
And the men torched the monster of course
and their wives wept in remorse
because Igor's regret,
that he robbed the grave of a pet,
meant that creature had the cock of a horse.
credits
from Makes Love,
released February 14, 2016
Written by Ben Sterling (Guitar, Bass, Vocals)
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