Makes Love

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IMPORTANT NOTE -

Valentine's Day can be tough time for mad scientists but please refrain from making any decisions while in the grip of loneliness.

As you well know cyborgs, androids, and the reanimated dead are temperamental and must be handled with extreme caution.

For all our sakes, please think twice before whipping up a companion in the lab the Valentine's Day.

Remember:

Make Love, Not Monsters

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released February 14, 2016

Written & Produced by Ben Sterling*

Guitars, Vocals, Bass** - Ben Sterling
Drums - Brad Spires
Keyboards & Mandolin - Nick Teffeteller

**Bass on "How to Pick up Earth Women," "Resistance is Futile," & "The Art of Making Love Part 2: The Doctor" by Neil Long McCammon

(*Resistance is Futile by Ben Sterling & Brad Spires)

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Track Name: How to Pick Up Earth Women (The Zaphod Beeblebrox Technique)
You're lookin' kinda board and I'm out of this world.
If you're ready for adventure you could be my girl.

Be my girl. I'll be your spaceman.

I've got a heart of gold. I wear it on my sleeve.
Leavin' is belivin'. Are you coming with me?

Do not be amazed at anything you see.
No more time for hesitation baby. Are you coming with me?

Be my girl. I'll be your spaceman.

Do you wanna?

You're looking kinda board like you could use a trip.
Do you wanna see my spaceship?

Be my girl. I'll be your spaceman.
Track Name: You won't believe what happened at this Zombie Prom...
It was a hot humid night at the end of the world.
We where fighting with the ghouls and the monsters and freaks.
Sweatin' to survive the apocalypse.
When I turned around and I saw that girl.
I'd never seen a finer creature from the bowls of hell.

Dance with me.
Dance with me.
Dance like you know it's your last.
Oh, Dance with me and my zombie queen.

If you let her in she'll change your life.
She lives on a whole different plane than us.
Oh, don't get me wrong she's driven by lust,
but it aint your looks that caught her eye.
She just wants you for your miyiyiyiyind.

Dance with me.
Dance with me.
Dance like you know it's your last.
Oh, Dance with me and my zombie queen.
Yeah, Dance with me and my zombie queen.

Though the world is gone we still have love.
A love that lives and grows each time we share.
Be smart baby don't give in to fear.
To survive in this world takes brains and guts.

Dance with me.
Dance with me.
Dance like you know it's your last.
Oh, Dance with me and my zombie queen.
Yeah, Dance with me and my zombie queen.
Dance like you know it's your last.
Yeah, Dance with me and my zombie queen.
Track Name: Resistance is Futile
Dear Miss Queen,
I hope this letter find you well. I'm sorry I missed you but I knew I'd have to kiss you and then I'd never be able to resist you at all.

I can't help it. I approve. Your persistence is beautiful. A pure coexistence. Resistance is futile.

Dear Miss Queen,
I wish you wouldn't call. You seduction feels more like and abduction and I really don't think I need I need these upgrades to my heart.

I can't help it. I approve. Your persistence is beautiful. A pure coexistence. Resistance is futile.

Dear Miss Queen,
I had it all wrong. I love life as a drone 'cause I never feel alone and these cybernetic implants are really very cool.

I can't help it. I approve. Your persistence is beautiful. A pure coexistence. Resistance is futile.
Track Name: The Art of Making Love Part 1: Igor [NSFW]
There once was a hunchback from Geneva,
who was a wiz with stitches and anesthesia,
but a mistake robbing graves,
that he regrets to this day,
has left him drinking to induce amnesia.

No his master is skilled in dark arts
and inept in matters of heart.
Oh but young Frankenstein
was ahead of his time.
So he made himself a wingman from spare parts.

The villagers they called it a monster.
They threatened to torch the young doctor.
But Vic was a prick
and a cowardly dick
so he sent his creation to be slaughtered.

And the men torched the monster of course
and their wives wept in remorse
because Igor's regret,
that he robbed the grave of a pet,
meant that creature had the cock of a horse.
Track Name: Come Out & Play
I don’t know how long I’ll love you
I don’t know how long you’ll feel the same
Baby you’re gonna get older
your skin will sag more everyday

oh but don't start feeling sad
not even if I can’t love you like that
‘cause tonight we’ve got something special
so come on come out and play.

Those wrinkles are gonna get deeper
as they spread all over your face
you’re gonna start seeing grey in the mirror
as you begin to put on weight

You’re knees will ache and your feet will hurt
and you won’t dance like you can today.
but not yet not yet not yet not yet
so come on come out and play

Now I might lose a tooth or two
and my hair will fade away,
I'll stoop I'll shuffle I'll start to smell
as I grow slower every day

I don’t expect you to love me like that
and I’ll never ask you to stay
oh but tonight we've got something special
so come on come out and play

Oh the night will grow old much sooner than you
so come on come out and play.